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Some really stupid (and at the time very amusing to me) conversations

[13:49:52] [General] <Makaria>: any1 wanna help me kill a nub hunter?
[13:50:20] <70:Makaria>: Level 70 Undead Warlock <Makaria owns> – Shadowmoon Valley
[13:50:26] [General] <70:Kagmoo>: If the hunter is so “nub” then why do you need help killing him?
[13:50:34] [General] <70:Makaria>: cuz he killed me while i was afk
[13:50:46] [General] <70:Makaria>: and now i cant ress cuz of him
[13:50:49] [General] <Redmeat>: Lol kill him back then.. hehe
[13:50:55] [General] <70:Kagmoo>: Still.. Why do you need help killing him if he’s nub?
[13:50:59] [General] <70:Makaria>: i cant with half hp and mana
[13:51:12] [General] <70:Kagmoo>: rez, fly, eat/drink, fly back
[13:51:14] [General] <70:Makaria>: cuz i cantwithout pet and half hp and mana -.-
[13:51:25] [General] <70:Makaria>: i cant he is camping me -.-
[13:51:28] [General] <70:Kagmoo>: Sure
[13:51:41] [General] <70:Makaria>: tard
[13:51:43] [General] <70:Kagmoo>: Takes more time for him to find and target you due to lag etc. than it takes to mount up
[13:51:55] [General] <70:Makaria>: no it doesnt -.-
[13:51:56] [General] <70:Kagmoo>: So I guess you’re the “nub” and the “tard”
[13:52:16] [General] <70:Makaria>: i dont argue with tards so sry Kagmoo
[13:52:56] [General] <70:Kagmoo>: I love arguing with tards, hence I argue with you. Because you show how mentally incapacitated you really are
[13:53:21] [General] <70:Makaria>: yeah if its easier for u to believe in that.. if it makes u feel better
[13:54:08] [General] <70:Kagmoo>: I feel rather good, thank you for asking
[13:55:05] [General] <70:Makaria>: i bet u are a 14 year old kid that hates the whole world because he has no life
[13:56:07] [W To] <70:Makaria>: Heh, and the guild name really shows how much of a noob tard you really are, not to mention that you’re a warlock who are so noob he can’t even win against a hunter
[13:56:19] [W From] <70:Makaria>: grow up tard
[13:56:27] [W From] <70:Makaria>: this is my alt anyways
[13:56:52] [W From] <70:Makaria>: and locks is strongest and best thought class in wow so
[13:57:13] [W To] <70:Makaria>: You just keep showing just how noob you are
[13:57:30] [W From] <70:Makaria>: i played wow while u didnt even know what it is tard
[13:57:40] [W To] <70:Makaria>: You claim your class is the strongest and best, yet you can’t figure out how to mount up?
[13:57:48] [W From] <70:Makaria>: ARE U RETARDED?
[13:57:58] [W To] <70:Makaria>: Aha, that’s good for you. Means you’ve played since early beta
[13:57:59] [W From] <70:Makaria>: I CANT MOUNT UP WHEN HE HAS HIS PET ON 1 SIDE
[13:58:05] [W From] <70:Makaria>: tard
[13:58:55] [W To] <70:Makaria>: Lol, damn you are ridicilously retarded at this game then, if yoiu can’t figure out how to avoid his pet and him while mounting
[13:59:06] [W From] <70:Makaria>: get a life loser
[13:59:24] [W To] <70:Makaria>: Indeed you should, because you obviously can’t figure out how to play the game
[13:59:45] [W From] <70:Makaria>: haha i have a life ask my bf Alucardd who will probably start pwning u now
[14:00:02] [W To] <70:Makaria>: Damn I pity her
[14:00:09] [W From] <70:Makaria>: -.-
[14:00:28] [W From] <70:Makaria>: get a life moron
[14:00:32] [W To] <70:Makaria>: If someone is with a noobtard like you, I really do feel sorry for them
[14:00:44] [W From] <70:Makaria>: duel my main and then say so tard
[14:01:20] [W To] <70:Makaria>: I wouldn’t wanna embarras you in front of your “girl friend” whatever his name is
[14:01:30] [W From] <70:Makaria>: -.- tard
[14:01:39] [W From] <70:Makaria>: grow up and get a life
[14:01:42] [W To] <70:Makaria>: You sure do like that word, don’t you?
[14:01:55] [W From] <70:Makaria>: well yeah it is perfect word for u
[14:02:20] [W To] <70:Makaria>: You must hear it a lot every day in kindergarden, I guess that’s why you’re so fond of the word
[14:02:20] Makaria is ignoring you.

It takes 3 seconds to summon a mount and at level 70 everyone should have a flying mount. Due to lag (the server and client needs to synchronize) it will take about 1 second (maybe less, maybe more depending on how much lag) from you resurrect until you’ll actually be visible to the people around you. That leaves only approximately 2 seconds for the opponent to spot you, target you and get you in combat so you can’t mount up. If you’re smart you find a spot where the opponent can’t see you, or just as far from the opponent as it’s possible, then resurrect while spamming the mount button and you’re 9 out of 10 mounted and flying before the opponent can get you in combat.

I guess what I found most amusing is the fact the guy acknowledged that Warlocks are probably the strongest class in World of Warcraft, especially in PvP, yet still seeking assistance to kill the Hunter. Sure a Beastmaster Hunter could win if the cooldown is off The Beast Within (which is 2 minutes), but in many cases would still be hard pressed against a decent geared Demonoligy Warlock.