Microsoft, in their efforts to have a finger in every line of software, have released their very own version of Vi. Exactly what their version have, that the regular Vi doesn’t, can be seen here:
Just found this audioclip in my collection and I still laugh my ass off when I listen to it. I’m not quite sure if it would qualify as safe for work 
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