Brian's Blog » Funny http://briped.net Blogging when bored... Sun, 18 Mar 2012 19:04:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Tech Support Cheat Sheet http://briped.net/2010/04/28/tech-support-cheat-sheet/ http://briped.net/2010/04/28/tech-support-cheat-sheet/#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:08:44 +0000 Brian Schmidt Pedersen http://briped.net/?p=354 Funny because it’s true :)

Taken from: http://xkcd.com/627/

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]]> http://briped.net/2006/10/12/korean-clock-lady/feed/ 0 Living your life… Backwards… http://briped.net/2006/08/15/living-your-life-backwards/ http://briped.net/2006/08/15/living-your-life-backwards/#comments Tue, 15 Aug 2006 16:17:49 +0000 Brian Schmidt Pedersen http://briped.net/2006/08/15/living-your-life-backwards/ I think we should live our lives backwards.

You would start by dying and get that over with.

Then you wake up at a retirement home and get better day by day.

You are then evicted from the retirement home because you’re too healthy to be there, after which you go down and withdraw your pension.

On your first day at work you get a gold watch.

Then you work for 40 years untill you’re young enough to enjoy not having to work.

You drink, party and are getting ready to get an education.

You start in elementary school, becomes a kid again, plays, has no commitments – untill you’re a baby…

The last 9 months are spent floating in peacefull luxury. There’s central heat, room service etc – and at the very end you leave this world in an orgasm…

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